I want to make you smile, so here are a couple of good lines about lawyers:

First, from a movie:

You wanna waste my time?
Ok. I call my lawyer.
He’s the best lawyer in Miami.
He’s such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning,
you gonna be working in Alaska.
So dress warm.

-Tony Montana (Al Pacino), Scarface



And from TV:

As your lawyer, your brother, and your friend, I

highly recommend that you get a better lawyer.

-Jerry Horne (David Patrick Kelly), Twin Peaks

Me-54 yrs; W: 50 yrs
4 kids- D: 22,20,19; S:15
"Trial" Divorce: 04/14 - 6/14
Separated: 06/2013- divorced 08/2016

“The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.” War and Peace