Hang in there. You're a tough one. I'd suggest some camping pranks we used to pull when I was in Boy Scouts, but I'll leave well enough alone. Although, if there is a next time, consider bringing a rubber snake to put in his sleeping bag. Maybe better you just imagine the reaction than actually doing it.
Me: 50 W:43 S6, S3 M: 12 yrs. T: 17 M is bad & Not happy Bomb Mar '14 S 5 Feb '15 D Bomb 13 Apr '15 (but "no hurry") DB Coach May '15 Wants proceed on D Aug '15 Starting 1-on-1 negotiations Sept '15