My north Georgia mountain kin would say.... "you can wish in one hand, poop in the other....see which one fills up first"
I shouldn't laugh but I did.
Me:43 Her:42 M:14 S:9 EA started 2014/03 (or there abouts) PA started 2014/05/30 BD:2014/11/05 I left 2015/10/01 I returned 2015/05/02 She left 2015/06/10 OM still on the go.