Yeah Matt, getting texts like that make you wonder for a second. But then I remember she served me D papers Friday morning. This is going to be a long journey.

Speaking of texts...
While on my absolutely exhilarating hike, STBX sent me a TM.

W: Want to go see a movie with the kids and me?
Me: (an hour later) Thanks for the invite. Can't make it today but have fun!
W: Anytime!

Oh, you know, just another Saturday matinee with two soon-to-be divorced parents and their two innocent children. Totally normal and healthy. Yeah right.


Me:35 W:30
D:4 S:1
Bomb: 01/08/15, discovered EA & PA
In House Separation: 01/14/15
W moves out: 04/05/15
I tell OM's W about A: 04/15/15
W serves D papers: 06/19/15
Mediation: 09/16/15
D final: 12/01/15