I want to offer some help, but there's no way I could propose something at all worth sending.

While you wait, you may want to draft something up. It's always easier to edit than to start fresh.

At BD - Me: 33 Her: 33; M: 10 T: 15; D: 6 and 3

BD: 3/25/15
S: 4/20/15
D: 11/9/15