Wonka, I am laughing so hard right now. You have no idea.

So here is the modern equivalent. I don't expect many to understand this (Huddy, where are you mate?).

Aw, hen.You mental or whit? That other guys a twat.

No gonna be a tube but think oh the wee man.

Geeze a break.

Me:43 Her:42
M:14
S:9
EA started 2014/03 (or there abouts)
PA started 2014/05/30
BD:2014/11/05
I left 2015/10/01
I returned 2015/05/02
She left 2015/06/10
OM still on the go.