My dear bonny lassie, have you gone all barmy here?! I'm gobsmacked that you think snogging with the OM is a good solution to our M problems. Brilliant. 'Cusme, I need to step out for a fag.
I'm not going to be a tosser here, mate. You're really upset because I refused to change the wee lad's nappy...get over it already. You still have a problem with my kilt wearing ways....well, sod off!!
I don't care for that wooden spoon thing at all! I'm now off to the Prince of Wales pub.
