OK, rather than bitching about my online dating frustration I will turn to my favourite coping mechanism...humour. I'm thinking of holding a convention for online daters and we can each wear T-shirts. Here are my T shirt slogans so far...feel free to add some of your own.
Online Dating Convention T Shirts
Message me or massage me. You decide. Make yourself laugh. My baseball cap stays…you go. I don’t see a match. Age is just a lie on your profile Let’s have textual relations I’ve been blocked by better women than you! Message me…make my day. Take me to your profile Be my chat buddy Let’s go all the way…to Starbucks In my profile I work out every day No games please…that’s my job No picture…no reply Bathroom mirror selfie’s rock I don’t wanna be here either Online dating: No pain, no gain. Are you fav’ing me? You can’t scare me, I date online. Online dating is a blood sport Message me in the morning…then just walk away Let’s chat…and chat…and chat… A coffee meet is not a date I liked you better online Online dating: The real sting. Message, chat, coffee…then run for the hills! No, I won’t “do you” I’m divorced so I’m either at the gym or travelling I love your dog too! My profile or yours?
