Coffee stains are very similar to those made by coke or root beer... a likely beverage of choice for our automobile dwelling BB friend!
Dazed, you need to start shopping at the Piggy Wiggly instead of the quickie mart--I know that your current version of Playwinky is sold next to the sodas there.
Bad boy!
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."