It is a wonderful thing when you guys make me pull off the interstate to respond to a post. I say wonderful for the other drivers on the road at least. Let me put my coffee down, hang up the phone, take the bagel off my lap and move the mouse out of the way for a minute so that I can type.
After some reflection, I feel I have the solution to our bad sex problems. If we were to topically apply the ice cream we have been discussing on various threads along with some good rum then our sex and insolent indolence tendencies could be satisfied. All of the vices (sex, junk food, alcohol) and half of the guilt.
When you were pulling off the interstate, did you drop some hot coffee on Mr. Winky and scald your brain?
But I have to admit, you've got an active and excellent imagination!
Just remember, I AM on a diet--both abstaining from eating my fish friend (figuratively, of course) and from anything that is processed. I'm ready to chomp on something (both literally AND figuratively), but realize none of it's good for me. LIFE SUCKS!
But hey, I'm down 12 lbs. Bending over at the cupboard now has Mr. Wonderful's attention. PERVERT.
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
Coffee stains are very similar to those made by coke or root beer... a likely beverage of choice for our automobile dwelling BB friend!
Dazed, you need to start shopping at the Piggy Wiggly instead of the quickie mart--I know that your current version of Playwinky is sold next to the sodas there.
Bad boy!
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
I guess it is time for Mr. Winky to go home. He's been arguing with the keys again. All he wants to talk about is size and the keys keep teasing him about all the action they're getting with the ignition switch. Just typical sophomoric banter. Mr. W. (haha) has gotten some great tan lines today!!
A 'quickie' mart......hmmmm another tangent to explore? Do I dare? Such possibilities, no less.
