When you were pulling off the interstate, did you drop some hot coffee on Mr. Winky and scald your brain?
But I have to admit, you've got an active and excellent imagination!
Just remember, I AM on a diet--both abstaining from eating my fish friend (figuratively, of course) and from anything that is processed. I'm ready to chomp on something (both literally AND figuratively), but realize none of it's good for me. LIFE SUCKS!
But hey, I'm down 12 lbs. Bending over at the cupboard now has Mr. Wonderful's attention. PERVERT.
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."