It is a wonderful thing when you guys make me pull off the interstate to respond to a post. I say wonderful for the other drivers on the road at least. Let me put my coffee down, hang up the phone, take the bagel off my lap and move the mouse out of the way for a minute so that I can type.

After some reflection, I feel I have the solution to our bad sex problems. If we were to topically apply the ice cream we have been discussing on various threads along with some good rum then our sex and insolent indolence tendencies could be satisfied. All of the vices (sex, junk food, alcohol) and half of the guilt.


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