Tomorrow morning I have to leave the house early for a golf outing. It's been on the calendar with a 645 leave time for about three months.

At dinner, W says "so wait, I have to get up and take care of D2 by myself, and try to get a shower and out the door with no one helping me?"

What I WANTED to say: "How the hell do you think it's gonna be when I leave and we get divorced?"

What I ACTUALLY said: "yes".

Maybe she thinks her boyfriend will move in right away and help her with getting a 2 year old ready in the morning. I'm sure he's just dying to do that...


Me: 39y/o male
Wife: 35y/o
1 daughter, 2y/o