Noooo, Wonka. It was a joke. A bad one, but a joke. I didn't want her to bring anything back. In fact, I thought it would be patently obvious I wouldn't want her to because I can and always have taken care of myself. I wrote back that I was joking, and that her leftover comment... and also her pizza comment... was the epitome of the cold heart she claimed not to have.

Not that I should have engaged her. But trust me... no. NOT that needy. I was egging her on...


Me: 46 Her: 41
M: 5.5 yrs / S: 20, 18
3/26 W and I meet OW
BD: 5/2/2015, she takes off ring
W goes to stay with OW 6/26
NC: 9/5 Both moved out: 10/16
I take off my ring and feel... healed: 10/19