TGIF - A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office.

Attorney: May I help you?

Farmer: Yeah, I want to get one of them there divorces.

Attorney: Well do you have any grounds?

Farmer: Yeah, I got me about 140 acres.

Attorney: No, you don’t understand. Do you have a case?

Farmer: No, I don’t have a Case, I have a John Deere.

Attorney: No, you don’t understand. I mean, do you have a grudge?

Farmer: Yeah, I got me a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.

Attorney: No sir. I mean, do you have a suit?

Farmer: Yes sir, I got me a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.

Exasperated attorney: Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?

Farmer: Oh no, sir. We both get up about the same time, around 4:30.

Attorney: Okay, let me put it to you this way. Why do YOU want a divorce from your wife?

Farmer: Well, I can never have me a meaningful conversation with her.

Me-54 yrs; W: 50 yrs
4 kids- D: 22,20,19; S:15
"Trial" Divorce: 04/14 - 6/14
Separated: 06/2013- divorced 08/2016

“The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.” War and Peace