Mate, I was going to simply download all my emails for the last year and change the names.
I even had a working title. "My very online divorce".
Kinda rolls off the tongue, don't you think?
Me:43 Her:42 M:14 S:9 EA started 2014/03 (or there abouts) PA started 2014/05/30 BD:2014/11/05 I left 2015/10/01 I returned 2015/05/02 She left 2015/06/10 OM still on the go.