OK I've added this to one of my online profiles...it'll be a test run lol
"20 Can't Miss Reasons Why You Should Want to Meet Me"
1. I’ve actually read your profile 2.I will never call you "Babe" 3. I know running shoes don't go with every outfit 4. I believe Sushi is a power food 5. Head games make my brain hurt 6. A weekend with Pepsi Max was my mid-life crisis 7. I’ll respect your shoe collection 8. I believe in God and He believes in me 9. I really am divorced! 10. Old Spice...no dice 11. I'll make you laugh until you pass Latte through your nose 12. I know fine dining means more than two forks 13. I can inhale and exhale independently 14. I'm modestly awesome 15. I know Michael Kors is not a beer 16. I don’t live in my parent’s basement 17. I am a techno-peasant and therefore incapable of sending you "those" photos. 18. I love IKEA too (Ok, I'm just kissing up to you with that one)! 19. I don’t want to be here either 20. And did I mention that I really am divorced?
