What just happened? Kramer's journey continues

[Kramer]

Here is a copy of the text exchange from last night:

Me: Sent home taco Tuesday for you but I'm told you made other plans.

W: Thank you. Not trying to poison me are you ? S17 said nobody was home tonight. They picked u

Me: Because you weren't there.

W: Not true. S17 texted me at 2pm to tell me.
W: I'm gonna show up next Tuesday for taco Tuesday- not gonna compete ! 😜
W: What if I snuck in and surprised u ?!

Me: It would be awesome.

W:You don't have any weapons besides Poms do u ?
W: Leave your bedroom door unlocked tomorrow

Me: Ok, I'll play along.

W: Goodnight

Me:What time tomorrow?

W: That would ruin the surprise now wouldn't it?
W: Late...

Me: Gotcha. I'm intrigued.