Old dog seeks new trick 13

[gan]

"Dear WAH,
I just realized it has been almost one year since you started lusting after that hot girl at the office and treating me like trash. Happy anniversary! Hope you enjoy this gift I got you to celebrate. It's a fancy body wash from Paris. Don't mind the nasty smell as you rub it all over your face, body and hair. Don't be alarmed as your skin turns lumpy and green and your hair all falls out. Put some on your teeth too. Girls love it! You'll get more dates. Hugs and kisses, LisaB"

^^^ How did I miss this? Classic!!!

[edz]

Hi od just catching up.

On the subject of bd location that's the flat in my case. I was glad to be out of there but I will say with recent warming I dont mind being there now.

I will add both w and I agree there's no way any reconciliation will include that place in a residency role I will never move back in there for that and a thousand other memories haunt that place ive no desire to revisit.

You're doing well matey there will be fun days ahead trust me.

Edz

[Sotto]

Love it!! - Where can I buy some of this fancy body wash please??

[Vanilla]

My STBXH does not need it! Any extra pooh is unnecessary.

V

[Old Dog]

Very restrained Lisa. I was thinking of something much worse :-)

I do know what you mean gan. Boxing wasn't the right word: labelling is better. I must listen to Headspace some more. Thanks for reminding me.

And on a different note - quite literally - I just won an auction on eBay and bought a nice Lake Placid blue Fender Squire J bass guitar.

I keep buying things.

[Old Dog]

Quite a long and complicated dance move at Leroc this evening - nailed it ... sort of :-)

I found a lady outside Leroc who'd been once a couple of weeks ago but then took fright last week and bolted. I persuaded her to come in and have another go and she enjoyed it. Convert ... oh yeah!

My new passport (now where shall I go?), driving licence, vehicle reg doc and flatmate's birthday present (multiple guitar stand) all arrived today. Phew!

[Vanilla]

This Lenoc and Ceroc gets into your blood.

I love it OD!

I would have everyone dancing, and dancing.

V

[Old Dog]

I found out yesterday that the neckbreak move that I thought sounded a trifle violent is actually neckbrake.

I'll have to ease up on the holds I'm putting on my partners.

[Cadet]

I found out yesterday that the neckbreak move that I thought sounded a trifle violent is actually neckbrake.

I'll have to ease up on the holds I'm putting on my partners.

And this is dancing?

[Old Dog]

Ha :-) Yes.

I was going to post a link but then remembered the rules. Pah!