Maybe it's just me, but I don't think^^ these comments are funny. To me they are not helpful.
Sometimes they sound almost like you are whining about a veteran here, who donates A LOT of his time for free.
But maybe I'm just reading it incorrectly. How about putting the focus on what YOU can do for your life to be better.
M: 57 H: 60 M: 35 yrs S30,D28,D19 H off to Alaska 2006 Recon 7/07- 8/08 *2016* X = "ALASKA 2.0" GROUND HOG DAY I File D 10/16 OW DIV 2/26/2018 X marries OW 5/2016