Would you rather be rubbed for a few hours (and by few I mean like <2 out of the 168 hrs in an Earth week) or have companionship approaching something closer to 80 hrs in the typical Earth week, TLC when you want it, access to fresh food and water, and a clean place to piss & [censored]?
Me:33 W:34 T:13 M:8.5 D mentioned & S 2/13/15 "We can never get back together" 4/2/15 Visited & Mentioned she hasn't filed 4/20/15 "I want to have cats back" 5/4/15 Served D papers 5/8/15