Originally Posted By: LisaB
"Dear WAH,
I just realized it has been almost one year since you started lusting after that hot girl at the office and treating me like trash. Happy anniversary! Hope you enjoy this gift I got you to celebrate. It's a fancy body wash from Paris. Don't mind the nasty smell as you rub it all over your face, body and hair. Don't be alarmed as your skin turns lumpy and green and your hair all falls out. Put some on your teeth too. Girls love it! You'll get more dates. Hugs and kisses, LisaB"


^^^ How did I miss this? Classic!!!


H 37 Me 36
Together 15 years
Married 5 years
No kids
BD Apr 2014
H moved out 2 Jun 2014