Has anyone heard this one before? It's a real knee-slapper.
“A man walks into the courtroom to have the Judge sign off on his uncontested D. He hands the officer the Respondent’s signed waiver, but he doesn’t have the Respondent’s signature on the decree.
“The Judge declined to grant the D.” (Ba dum bum …ching!)
Yeah. That was my stbx today.
***sigh***
It started this morning. Stbx sent me a text asking for the last 3 digits of my DL. I responded that I would look in a minute, and asked what is it for?
No response, so I didn’t send him the numbers.
I then realized he must have appeared in court today to have the decree signed.
Hours go by, and I sent him a text. This was too classic to not share. The convo went like this:
Me: Did you go to court today? H: yes Me: Am I single now? H: not yet Me: What happens next? H: I have to go back Me: How come? …..crickets…
Meanwhile, I went online and looked. There it was in black and white. He didn’t have my signature and would have to return again with a signed decree, or a different set of forms.
Me: Has anything changed in the agreement? H: no nothing changed. I didn’t have a correct form. Now I do. Me: Do you go back tomorrow? (Fair question…I should kinda know when my status changes, right?)
