Pilot, your 2nd post made me LOL. I don't think I would go that far. Don't get me wrong, the idea is definitely entertaining to the devil on my shoulder, so to speak.

I will try to find the right words to express to her regarding other men around my son.

I believe I have the wording right for the move-out statement.

Me: 30, W: 29
S: 4
T: 14
M: 5
BD: March, 2015, ILYBNILWY, IDLY, Need Space
OM, EA/PA Discovered (drunken kissing, she says she stopped there? NOPE!): March 2015
S: April 25th, 2015