It's Friday, and so here are a couple for Lawyer jokes for you:

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side and then on the other.

Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
A: Just say, "Fees!"

OK, one more:
Mark Twain notes...
"It is interesting to note that criminals have multiplied of late, and lawyers have also; but I repeat myself."


Me-54 yrs; W: 50 yrs
4 kids- D: 22,20,19; S:15
"Trial" Divorce: 04/14 - 6/14
Separated: 06/2013- divorced 08/2016

“The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.” War and Peace