Yeah but I don't believe them. Australia is always warm - I've seen those documentaries.... I think one of them was called neighbours....
Actually your IT skills probably score pretty highly and it would certainly address the MIL issues
Good work on staying out if the whole MIL/FIL/move drama. You might need to find Mr fixit some healthy space to run free for a bit as a reward for staying quiet (and yes I have just implied that he's now more like a border collie - clever, hard working but can wreak havoc in the wrong setting)
Both mid 30s, 2 young kids BD 7sep14 XW moved on long ago, now living with OM1 D paperwork in progress