LOL, your S19 is 19!!!! Vince was 28, lived in a posh condo and had a masters degree in engineering! And yes, he was a colossal jerk.
Vince did it because momma told him to. He refused to tell her that he had other plans on weekends. Let's just bet a six pack of coke that at 28, your S19 will not be doing laundry at your house. And if he does, it will probably be because his is broken.
Some day, I'll tell you about #1 with a guy my sister and I call Chester the Molester. It was kind of a scary one at best.
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."