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TO put it bluntly, if I were on the dating market, I would not even give the time of day to a women that dislikes giving BJ's.




Lady: Excuse me sir, I see you have a watch. Could you please tell me the time?
CeMar: Depends. You like to perform fellatio?

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I want a women that loves my penis, rather then treat it like it is a rabid dog!




Well, it DOES foam at the mouth.