I feel a little guilty for snarking and treating my situation with a little levity - but here goes.....
STBX had girls today. D3 threw up in his truck 3 times this morning - which he shared with me via text along with a comment that it was "not fun". He took her to doctor. The usual tests all came back negative.
Then he said the Dr. gave her a "prescription for committing".
I had to sit on my hands to keep from texting back- "Hey - maybe she could give you one too!"
Instead I just said "huh" and he replied it had auto corrected from "vomiting".