I was onboard till PitBull ... then I pulled that chain for the next stop ... LOL
GB you are doing ok, I think its all normal when you have your world turned inside out, you have new found freedom and have a chance to explore some things, try some new shoes on and see what fits, what makes your feet hurt and what makes you feel all warm n fuzzy.
I kinda laughed about the bath tub shot .... for whatever reason my twisted brain always gives me a snap shot visual and I have a horrible image of George Costanza with a rose in his mouth, rose petals and bubbles all over with candles lit ... *shiver* ... thanks to that I can be celibate a bit longer...lol