Well, let's get back to my underwhelming existence lol. On Sabbath Pastor and his wife have invited myself and seven other lonely losers (lol) for a Valentine's Day Haystack lunch. Haystack is an Adventist dish which to me seems like nachos...but we'll see. I may regret introducing him to the Vegan bakery that I spotted on my way to Bible study on Wednesday evening...he's planning to use vegan cheese and sour cream substitutes that I know he bought there cuz he showed them to me! Anyway, we're gonna have haystacks and then burn photos of our ex's in the parking lot afterwards...after praying for them, of course (you know I'm kidding, right) Church Lady is on the list of invitees...maybe we can throw nachos at each other. I'm thinking of supplying her with some age zingers she can throw at me so that I'm not caught off guard when she nails me. How're these for starters? Add to the list as you see fit.
-These nacho chips crunch like your bones when you move. -Without a car how do you transport your wheelchair? -I've got a coupon for Depends. You want it? -How do you gum nacho chips? -Would you like me to feed you? -Hey, those brown age spots compliment you eyes. -Did you ever date Ellen G White? -Grey is your colour! -Which arthritis medication do your prefer? -When was the last time you saw your libido?
