Yes a little coitus interruptus would be classic! Sadly not possible when she's away. On the plus side I know exactly when she's seeing OM in person.
Infidelitus interruptus is a term I coined for when a betrayed spouse knows for a fact that his or her spouse is off on a planned-to-be-romantic getaway with their OP. Preferably flying on an airplane. Then, just before the plane goes "wheels up," you send her a text like "I hope this is worth it for you, and that you've fully considered all of the ramifications. I know everything. We'll need to talk when you get back, obviously."
And then of course the panicked spouse takes off, loses their cell coverage, and you ruin their entire little rendezvous as all they do is TALK ABOUT YOU the entire time, and you refuse to answer her frantic texts after she lands at St. Hookemup Island Resort.
Twisted, huh? Hey, we can't control their decision to have an affair, but it doesn't mean we have to make it FUN for them . . . does it?
