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Tomorrow is the last day of Mercury in retrograde. Supposedly after this things will revert to their natural order. All us strong, beautiful, loquacious, verbally precise ladies will revert to our fabulous happy selves (and all the home appliances will work again, etc.). Sadly, our confused, disengaged, squandering Xs and STBXs will still be sad, confused, and disengaged. We can't have everything (I'm not even totally sure what "Mercury in retrograde" means besides astrological chaos)!


I laughed into my coffee on that one. Thank you for the posting!

Hirsute ladies: according to my gorgeous dil who notices these things, my xh's new wife (not the original OW) has that unfortunate line you get when you don't keep on top of the hair colouring process. I am small minded enough to cherish the image.

If I were meeting my new family I would make darned sure I was on top of that one . . . . .