I used to measure mens' inside legs when I worked in the menswear department at M&S years ago. We had a big long pole with a cross bar that moved up and down - and the guys used to look pretty worried when I approached them brandishing it...
T 13 M 7 Me 48 H 46 SS 15 BD 7.14 PA D final 5.16 (H filed)
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