And We Danced All Night to the Best Song Ever...

[Georgiabelle]

UR-thanks for stopping by. Your wisdom is genuinely appreciated by me and many others. I *know* logically this will pass, but this chick is in quite the funk. My original commentary was that even if Ryan Gosling was selling Samoas, I wouldn't answer the door. You are right. I would get up, play a quick round of tonsil hockey with Ryan, grab the Samoas, thank him and slam the door. That's my best offer of southern hospitality at this point.

Z-thanks for stopping by. I'm sorry you find yourself here although it's the best place to be when you feel like a do-do bird pooped on your head. It gets better. It really does. I'm just in a bit of a hole and I need to put the lid on the fungetti frosting and turn off Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud." I was going to say put on my big girl pants but I'm afraid if I keep eating I will seriously need those and that is a very sensitive topic for moi.

Cali- I'm going back to Cali. Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years. Okay-a year. Remember when LL was a rapper? Thanks for dropping by. You are doing well :-). I'm glad to hear that and I love a good 2x4 in my honesty. Nothing says "hot" like splinters in your head. Much to the chagrin of some in my life, I do try to operate with honesty and candor. Maybe a bit too honest. And I sanitize my humor here as I have a very, very tawdry sense of humor. I'm not changing that:-)

So, I have a self imposed moritorium on chatting with men not firmly in the friend zone. It is needed and I think that may be part of my blah...a little withdrawal? I can't handle it right now. Really. I can't. It's too much. Although, in the last month I purchased myself an arsenal of scandalous lingerie. I didn't know they really made push up bras that put your boobs next to your ears Jessica Simpson style. I mean if you look in this drawer, you can tell I'm ready for ...something. I just need the VS wings. Seriously, I'm not sure why I did this. I mean I do look kind of sexay in it but what will I do with it? Wear it to the mailbox? The 77 year old man across the street might get a chuckle out of it. Walk the dog? Wear it to Target? The kids's hoops game? I know I sound crazy. I do.

Speaking of, the older 2 had a basketball game last night. I was really impressed with how D10 conducted herself. When she was younger, her inner Richard Sherman came out on the soccer field and I had to physically remove her from the field once. She conducted herself with grace and displayed good sportsmanship. I told her I was proud of her. That being said LeBron and Kevin Love are safe:-)

I feel a smidge of softening to xh and him to me. I don't feel much of anything for him at this juncture. I'm sure that will change. We have exchanged some brief pleasantries. I'll just keep driving my purple Yugo with faulty breaks on this high road. At least it has a vanity plate that says "CRAY CRAY"

I'm sorry that I'm not not sparking water. I am trying to get out the funk. Sending everyone positive vibes. Come on GB. Get Happy. That was a nod to the Partridge Family, peeps.