Your post is hysterical. With that sense of humor, I'd be beating your door down if I swung that way.
Here's to hoping you bring your sexy back. I found myself with a girlfriend yesterday in TJMaxx sniffing all those lovely lavender and grapefruit soaps, and looked up at a dude in flannel pants (pajamas?) staring at us. In my sexiest come hither voice I asked if he wanted to come sniff bath soaps with us. His face was worth it. He turned bright red and walked away. So maybe start with the ones that have three eyes, don't take it too seriously.
Happy birthday to your daughter.
Mid 30's Psych-abusive M with violent tantrums from XH D 9/15; NC forever on
