Bea, quit trying to take away my "Craziest MLCer" award. LOL!

Your xh is not flying backwards...he has flown straight into the freakin wall.

He's jumping up and down trying to get your attention and is getting exasperated that you arent reacting the way he expects you to.

Too bad. So sad. You are a good sport asking for your faults. I sure wouldnt. To heck with that...it will just be more cray cray.