Oh snap! My son is going to be 18 next month. So the thought of that... ooooooooo eeeeeeeee! (he does not what to follow these steps! although... sometimes I wonder about his dang steps!)

Bet you are one hot grannie! You valuable grannie, you.


Ok... wait.... I know, for sure, "grannie" aint cuttin it. So... hmmm.... what are you gonna go with? My aunt, who is like my oldest aunt... is called belle by her grandkids. You know like, beautiful?! Got any cool grandma names? It's so the thing.