An old lawyer joke for you today, but I hope it brings a smile to you:
A man dies and goes directly to Hell. While he is milling around, he spots another man who he recognizes as a lawyer, and the lawyer is snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's totally unfair!" he protests to the Devil. "I have to burn in Hell for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman!"
"Silence!" barks the Devil, jabbing with his pitchform. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?!"
