LOL!!! I was working in a place I couldn't get online during work, today, but you guys are hilarious. I like the way you all think.
I'll add farting without being embarrassed because there's no one around to care. ROFL!
And since we're discussing bad habits, how about tinkling and getting pee-pee splatter on the floor, where it would dry and later my socks would get stuck in it? Or leaving the cupboards or drawers open after getting something from them? Yep...BF!
My h used to chastise the dog for farting, his old dog used to get very upset too. Shows he was punished for it. Who in their right mind punished a dog for farting? Nowadays the dogs squeak and look for where the Sound came from no gulit.
M 46 h54 Both married before T 11y Bd 2/14 I must see where ow leads! Ms 18 hs 26