Well, since you all were so kind to provide me with options, I'm contemplating.
Since something close to the truth is too scary for me right now, I'm going with Hud's answer! It just provides me with enough humor to get through the day until I find out what he wanted to discuss with me....
Now, what dresses should I pick out for him? Or should I send him to Foley's to the Chinese lady?
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
