I decided that this thread will be dedicated to all the what the? Moments. I have 2 today.

"If a bear starts biting, jab it in the eye with a knife" uh.. Like.. What the?????? Lol! This was in a junior explorer book that my gf's son got for Christmas.

Yesterday.. On New Year's Eve.. I was bitten by a shark! Ok.. My friends have sharks teeth (like the whole mouthful) up on a shelf. At their New Year's Eve party last night, those teeth came down and the darn thing attacked me. Seriously?? How bizarro. Lol. It hurt! But I survived.

Me:38.. H:33.
Two beautiful kids S:6 D:3
M:8.. together for 11.
Bomb dropped:10/17/11
Separated:11/07/11