Oh, Zoo, I knew where his comment came from... it was just so unexpected. He has not made one sexual comment or innuendo since, well, I can't remember!
That was my WTF moment!!!
I'm glad you guys are rolling, because it WAS meant to be funny... however, this behavior of his is reminiscent of the days long before he moved out.
Had I not been with him myself, I'd have thought he was drunk... but he was not.
So there you have it!
Pam, I may be known for my appreciation of public places, but even this is beyond the pale for me!
Besides, we had 9 little chaperones. And I will let you know exactly what these little prim and proper girls think...
Bowling next to us were a bunch of teenagers. One couple was heavily engaged in a good makeout session when D10 and another girl shouted at them, "HEY! GET A ROOM!"
One of the guys was wearing those stupid pants where the waist is around their butt--giving us a good shot at his less than meager offerings. D10 yelled at him, "Would you PLEASE pull up those pants! I don't want to see!"
We heard him go over to his group and say, "One of those girls told me to pull up my pants!" He seemed surprised!
Then there was some lewd behavior that was discussed in both cars on the way home. Mr. Wonderful said he was speechless at what those girls observe while distracted. I was not, because I can actually remember being their age.
They all commented how making out was revolting and I was trying to contain my snickers inwardly. I finally spoke up when the lull appeared. I had a very captive audience.
"If I EVER catch any of you doing that sort of stuff, I promise that it won't be a secret for long. I know all your parents and know that they agree with me."
I heard them all groan and one of them said, "PLEASE! We're not that disgusting. We never will."
I commented, "Well, we'll discuss this in a few years and see who really feels that way. But this convo applies then too. I don't ever want to catch any of you doing that sort of stuff in public places, or you'll be answering to more than just me."
They were appalled! D10 said, "MOM! How embarrassing! Nobody does that kind of gross stuff!"
Little does she know. If only she had seen her dad's lewd suggestion she would have died from shock.
I survived. Time to take the last one home and take the girls out to get hair trimmed. Another fun day in the ocean!
TTFN!
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
