Oh, Good Lord! First we have Meredith's H with his "boinking" remark...now this?
This, my friend, is what is now known as "Pulling a Sting."

My own H made a juvenile, lewd comment the other day, and I told Mer that from now on I would refer to statements like that in this manner. So, now you can write to Meredith and say, "Guess what? My H just 'pulled a Sting.'"

But, Betsey....Oh, Betsey....your story begs the question...
Why weren't you immediately down on yor knees?????