Thanks Wonka and GG. Wonka, my mom is extremely looks obsessed and thinks if you are single, there must be something wrong with you. My bf from childhood told me yesterday she always remembers my mom as "a beauty queen obsessed with looks wondering why she got a non girly, guy's girl for a daughter ." That was pretty spot on from said friend. Yes, GG, my mom gives the backhanded daggers . " I never dreamed you would weigh over 110" or "I never dreamed x Mr GB would leave you." Oh well. Those dreams came true. 110 was years ago:-)
Because I've read some funny threads tonight, I forgot to share this one from x Mr GB. S4 still frequently poops in his pants and x has strongly insinuated this is something that is my doing. Text exchange:
X- when s4 is with me, I sit him on the potty at least 3 times ( he has 2 nights a month if he keeps both of them). This morning, he pooped on the potty and it looked like 2 baked potatoes. I don't think that's normal.
Me- oh great! Thats awesome he pooped on the potty.
X- I don't think you understand. These are like boulders. Do you want me to send pics?
Me- no pics necessary
X- have you figured out if this is normal?
WTF? Sending me pics of dodo is not normal a$$ hat!!!! But no, I didn't say that.
Me : dr says it's okay and he just gets a little constipated. He can be given Metamucil.
FFS!!!! When did I become the dodo analyst? Really x Mr GB. :-)
Last edited by Georgiabelle; 12/15/1403:38 AM.
3 kids BD 12/15/13 (IDKIILY. ) Rope dropped Cirque du Soleil style D final 9-9-14 "Some people are born on 3rd base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." Barry Switzer
