SD: One word: Viagra.
More than one word...is it that you can't get the FLAG UP THE POLE, or is it that GETTING THE FLAG UP THE POLE distracts you from what's on your mind like, say, whether you put the rubbish can out for the rubbish man? If it's the former, then give Viagra a try, you old fart. If it's the second, then here's another word for you: FOCUS.

My W, when we were dating and she said I was "horny," I would reply by saying, "no, I'm just focused." You just need to focus.

And relax. We're supposed to have fun here, right?

Hairdog, who's focused like a laser beam...unfortunately it's just bouncing off the mirror.