I'm sitting here with my coffee and laughing my butt off. Thanks for that visual! I would only urge you to do that if you go out and tell a woman that she'd be more lovable if she'd lose weight!
Personally, I have always liked bald men. No combovers in my house! Be bald and proud! My cousin used to tell people that his baldness was because he used his brain so much, it burned the follicles right out of his head. That always tickled my funny bone. My brother was also bald--I loved kissing the top of his head. So is Mr. Clean. And I've had the hots for him for a looooonnnnnng time. Brown teeth? Not so much. And I'm a fan for all of us to do some landscaping. I don't also want a hairless man. He just can't look like Sasquatch.
How about we all "settle" for being imperfect and unlovable? I'd like to save Bdub a little money today. After all, it's Christmas.
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
And I'm a fan for all of us to do some landscaping. I don't also want a hairless man. He just can't look like Sasquatch. 
