I had the big V 4 years ago and the surgery was a little uncomfortable, but not too painful. For some reason though, I developed an internal infection in my left testicle and it swelled up about 4x the normal size. I finally got some antibiotics, and it was back to normal in 2 days.

Funny thing though, just talking about the vasectomy reminded me of how my marriage and sex life was 4 years ago. I remember walking into my house literally 30 minutes after the surgery, and my wife taking me into the bedroom, dropping my pants and performing oral on me, "just to see if it still worked"... Her words exactly. Where did it all go wrong?