Looks more like a rat than a dog.

We have a dog. An actual dog who likes to roll in raccoon poop and eat garbage.

He chose a rat. Ok. That's how I'm going to approach this from now on. He chose a rat. He can have his rat.

I have the amazing choc lab who retrieves tree branches the size of old oaks. She has actually carried firewood for me in her jaws. Firewood that hasn't been split. Big a$$ logs that would squish a rat.


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