Help me out, DBers! Ggrass, I think this is right up your alley, but you ladies know you can make this hysterical! (Oh yeah, and some of the guys, too! )
"On the first day of Christmas, my True Love (???) gave to me..."
* An OW/M--guess that makes THREE! * The results of test for paternity * A full screening for STDS... * *
"On the second day of Christmas, my ??? gave to me..."
* A parenting agreement * No Christmas card * Half of the dishes * Discounted Eggnog *Cute little Love Child
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